How did a nice boy like you wind up in a place like this?

How did I get into putting people to sleep you ask? Well it’s a long story. I’ll give you the short version. I was a practicing analyst in New York. They changed the insurance system. I had to go for short term symptom relief techniques. I used hypnosis on a lot of malady, obesity, smoke cessation, pain relief and your garden variety phobias. What was my rate of success you ask. Less than 40%, but one thing I was excellent at. I could really put people to sleep!